Ne 2000-luvun parhaat musikaalielokuvat

Tästä tuli paremminkin kategorioihin jaettu "mitä ajattelin 2000-luvun musikaalielokuvista"-teemakirjoitus, mutta minkäs teet?

Englanniksi, koska ajattelen sitä englanninkielistä musikaaliblogia lähiaikoina aloittelevani.

Juttu on jaettu neljään kategoriaan: A - teatterimusikaaleihin pohjautuvat, B - ei-teatterimusikaaleihin pohjautuvat, C - jukeboksit, D - musiikkielokuvat . Lopussa bonuskategoriat X ja Y. Kategoriapakkomielle nostaa päätään. Ajattelutapansa kullakin. Mitä ilmeisemmin. Lisäksi tää on niin pitkä että harva jaksaa lukea, vahingossa tuli, ei voi enää mitään. :)

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(A) Stage adaptations (in order of faithfulness):

The Phantom of the Opera
The Producers
Chicago
Hairspray
Rent
Dreamgirls
Sweeney Todd

Let's leave out Sweeney Todd for the time being. The other stage-based movie musicals of the 2000's seem to want to replicate watching the thing at the theatre - and to do very little else. It's as if the directors had no original vision. (Unless we're counting the desire to recreate the original for the screen. Which, I suppose, is a vision of sorts. See, now I've just confused myself.)

Most of the films on the list are not cinematic masterpieces, but all of them offer a reasonable substitute for watching the stage musical. The ones I enjoyed the most? Hands down, Rent and Hairspray. (Would also recommend Sweeney, but will get to that at the end of section A.)

I've always thought Rent was completely underrated. Chris Columbus made the unfortunate mistake of staying faithful enough to the stage musical to alienate most laymen, while straying far enough to piss off the fans. I personally embrace Columbus's valiant efforts to recreate Rent as closely as possible while making it work on the screen, but find myself in a tiny minority. Which makes me sad. (I do recommend watching both Rent and Rent Filmed Live on Broadway, to hear the considerable amount of great music that was cut from the film.)

However, everyone should at least love the fact that the cast consists mostly of the original Broadway actors. Seriously! This film is worth watching solely to hear them sing. They are on a Whole. Another. Level. If there was any justice in the world, this would have been a lesson to the directors who go for celebrity stunt casting.

I have a soft spot for Hairspray, too - the delightful Nikki Blonsky in the lead actually sort of disproves my theory about using stage actors wherever possible. (But note: she is not celebrity stunt casting, she was the best newcomer they could find.) Hairspray fully retains the positive energy of the stage version, and the combinaton of coreography and cinematography is quite simply the best thing ever. I'm not crazy about the preachy tone in the second half, or the couple of serious plot changes, but this is still an exemplary stage-to-screen adaptation.

Dreamgirls and The Producers fall in the middle for me. Enjoyable, not my favourite films or stage musicals, not my least favourite. Worth watching for sure.

I do not much care for Phantom or Chicago on stage, which goes hand in hand with how I feel about their screen counterparts. Phantom is wonderfylly lavish, but soulless and exceptionally void of any vision of its own, even compared to the others on the list. (Also, Christine and Phantom should sing better. This is not an easy, poppy musical.) Chicago is probably as good an adaptation as you can get out of Chicago the stage musical, but I happen to dislike the stage musical quite a lot. (Although "Cell Block Tango" almost justifies the existence of both.) So yeah, no. I did not want to run out of the cinema while watching either film, but thus far they have not been added to my collection of musical DVDs.

So, what about Sweeney Todd? It almost deserves a category of its own, because Tim Burton quite clearly had that much-talked-about vision. I sorely miss some of the material that was cut - and Burton cut a lot - but the choices make perfect sense to me: he was turning a pitch-black comedy into a Shakespearean revenge tragedy. The end result is different from the stage musical, but gory, consistent and stylish, albeit heavy enough to discourage repeat viewing (for me, anyway - hence not as big a favourite as Rent or Hairspray).

I am excluding the train wreck that was Mamma Mia! from this list. It's not a real musical anyway.

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(B) Original (= not based-on-stage) movie musicals:

I can only think of three! A bizarre list... Please tell me I'm forgetting something! (See section C first.)

Enchanted
Corpse Bride
High School Musical 3

Enchanted was adorable, but needed more songs. As is, it was at an annoying level of half-musical. I did enjoy it on other levels.

Corpse Bride was a letdown... not bad by any means, but bland, including the music. I found the songs unimportant, unremarkable and unmemorable, although do remember thinking Helena Bonham Carter had a sweet singing voice. (I should perhaps watch this again with more moderate expectations.)

Feel free to lynch me, but I thoroughly enjoyed High School Musical 3. I thought it was the absolute best it could be within the tight Disney / tween niche constraints. Great coreography; charming nods to stage musicals; inventive... help, what's the equivalent of "staging" in films... or is it still staging... let's say staging for now. (Does it help that Zac Efron is cute? Ye... I mean, we're not talking about that right now.)

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(C) Jukebox musicals:

Moulin Rouge
Across the Universe

I generally dislike jukebox musicals, but if I had to pick one favourite out of everything I'm mentioning for the decade, it might have to be Moulin Rouge. Its manic energy, truly original vision and visual splendour are beyond compare. The jukebox songs and lyrics actually fit the plot, and the Elephant Love Medley is pure genius. The leads can sing. I dislike the unnecessary melodrama at the very end, but I can always stop watching when the curtain goes down (which feels so right anyway), before the annoying sob story part.

Across the Universe is a far more flawed film, but I definitely enjoyed it - especially the first half, before the thing spirals into incoherent acid-mushroom-hippy-trippy madness, from which the momentum never fully recovers. The singing is very good, the staging of music numbers lovely, lyrics generally fit the plot. A worthy attempt.

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(D) Good films with music (but not musicals):

Walk the Line
8 Mile
Once

Walk the Line has a touching story, great acting and intense musical performances. I gave it four stars once upon a time.

8 Mile mostly just has one great Oscar-winning song, but I remember enjoying the film at the cinema and even finding Eminem's acting perfectly adequate.

Once is an intimate low-key story about two regular people who are able to make soaring music together. Very worthy.

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(X) The films I know should have seen before making this list:
(There are more, right? Tell me!)

Repo! The Genetic Opera
Fame
Nine
Hedwig and the Angry Inch

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(Y) Three movie musicals I hated in the 2000's:

Romance & Cigarettes (just a bad, bad film)
Mamma Mia (try hiring a coreographer next time... not being a lame jukebox musical might help even more)
Dancer in the Dark (hated the story and thought Björk's songs, while cool on their own, did not suit the character who was into classic musicals)